1. Because nothing can gross them out anymore
2. Because they get to go to multiple parties and concerts all in one night
3. Because they spend their holidays with families...just not their own
4. Because they will always be the guest with the best dinner table stories
5. Because they can find the medical necessity in the middle of the patient's narrative of their entire life story
6. Because they can get numerous calls all at once and have to remain calm about it
7. Sleep? What Sleep?
8. Because those trauma shears always come in handy
9. Because you can always wake them up with tones
10. Because they have the ultimate first aid kit always readily available
11. Because they know how to cure any illness with a little help from an IV fluid bag
12. Because they are experts in dodging projectile vomit
13. Because at the end of the day, EMS providers will always have our backs and for that, we are eternally grateful.
Happy EMS Week!